I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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