Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
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