SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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