Just cropdusted the office
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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