i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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