Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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