I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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