If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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