we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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