Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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