I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
