it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Shame is for Republicans.
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