It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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