I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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