? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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