My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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