And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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