we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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