just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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