i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I need to stop coming to work sober
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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