omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I just want nice things and good sex
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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