I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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