Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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