And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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