Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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