i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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