Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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