So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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