so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
meet me or not, i'm out of control
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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