just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
What changed your mind?
Being sober
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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