Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
she peed on how many people?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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