Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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