people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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