dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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