well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
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