help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
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