He told me they were just razor bumps!
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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