Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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