why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
His hands were made for my vagina.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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