we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
