We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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