This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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