At least make sure they are 18
Why
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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