Porn is love you can see.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
It's blow job season.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
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