The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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