he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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