i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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