Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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