bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
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