All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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