if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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